What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:49

You Only Live Twice
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Octopussy
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Dr No
-J W Pepper
If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Will friendly dogs protect their owners?
A View to a Kill
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
From Russia With Love
Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.
-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.